texting ur mum “can you pick me up?”, If YOU have…

an Aries Moon: she will say, “catch the bus. you know how to.”
a Taurus Moon: she will say, “ok” and then you get McDonald’s on the way home and/or go shopping
a Gemini Moon: she will say, “ok but this is the last time.”
a Cancer Moon: she will say, “Yes!! I’m on my way, don’t stress xx”
a Leo Moon: she will say, “ok I’ll be there soon! but i do remember giving you extra money for the bus…”
a Virgo Moon: *sends you a photo of bus routes you can take but will still most likely pick you up*
a Libra Moon: she will say, “say please”
a Scorpio Moon: she will say, “ok but you owe me”
a Sagittarius Moon: *doesnt answer*
a Capricorn Moon: she will say, “walk”
an Aquarius Moon: *sends someone else to do it*
a Pisces Moon: she will say, “ok, stay exactly where you are!! Be there soon!!”

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[ Remember – your moon sign correlates to your relationship with your mother and how your mother appeared to you, especially during your youth ]

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Modality:

Cardinal: Initiating, active, motivating, ambitious, forward

Fixed: Stubborn, Stagnant, Enduring, Sustaining energy

Mutable: Evolving, changing, shifting, adapting

Element:

Fire: Passionate, willful, Unruly, vivacious

Earth: Practical, stable, grounded, Devoted

Air: Intellectual, Conceptual, Eccentric, Humorous

Water: Emotive, Understanding, sensitive, receptive.

The Modality and the Element together reveal much about the sign, for example Pisces is the Mutable Water Sign, the changeable, chameleon-like, receptive sign.

If the signs were superheroes/villains, what would their powers be?

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Aries – Hero: Bullet time. You can slow down time in order to fight at an incredible speed, making it impossible to hit or shoot you. Villain: Invulnerability. You are impervious to any harm, requiring extreme measures in order to hurt you.

Taurus – Hero: Atmokinesis. You can control the weather, allowing you to control many aspects of nature itself. Villain: Seismic power. You have the ability to create seismic shocks or earthquakes at will.

Gemini – Hero: Intangibility. You have the power to be impossible to perceive by any of the senses. Villain: Molecular dissipation. You can make any object vanish into thin air and absorb its energy.

Cancer – Hero: Clairvoyance. You have the ability to perceive events that are taking place elsewhere or sense places that are not in view. Villain: Summoning. You can call animals, creatures, or otherworldly beings for assistance.

Leo – Hero: Danger sense. You are aware of approaching danger before it reveals itself. Villain: Probability manipulation. You have the power to alter the outcomes of things that require luck or the occurrence of unusual phenomena.

Virgo – Hero: Force fields. You can create transparent or invisible shields as a method of protection. Villain: Banishing. You can send a person somewhere else, usually to trap them or keep them away.

Libra – Hero: Orbing. You have the ability to teleport from place to place with magical orbs surrounding you. Villain: Omnilingualism. You can decipher any known language and learn any being’s language, alien included, through physical touch.

Scorpio – Hero: Umbrakinesis. You can mentally repulse photons to create shadow or darkness and move objects via shadow. Villain: Possession. You are able to take control of the body and mind of someone else, temporarily leaving your own body for theirs.

Sagittarius – Hero: Cross-dimensional travel. You have the ability to travel through any alternate dimensions. Villain: Molecular combustion. You are able to speed up molecules, basically in order to blow things up.

Capricorn – Hero: Cryokinesis. You can reduce the kinetic energy of atoms in order to lower temperature. This is often used to control, generate, or absorb ice. Villain: Grim reaping. You have the ability to kill or mortally wound someone through touch.

Aquarius – Hero: Portal creation. You have the power to create wormholes in time and space. Villain: Phasing. You have the ability to pass through solid objects.

Pisces – Hero: Wishing. You have the ability to wish for anything and that wish comes true. Villain: Reality warping. This gives you the ability to change and mold reality itself.

Bridget’s Mom:  Libra, Virgo, Cancer

Bridget:  Gemini, Pisces, Taurus,

Mr. Darcy:  Capricorn, Scorpio, Aries

Reindeer Sweater:  Sagittarius, Aquarius, Leo

 

Elf:   Aquarius, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aries, Taurus

Little Bro:  Capricorn, Virgo, Scorpio, Pisces, Libra, Cancer

Paris: Scorpio, Aquarius, Sagittarius, Gemini

Nicole: Pisces, Libra, Cancer, Virgo

Old Lady: Aries, Capricorn, Leo, Taurus

my first impression of the signs // after i got to know them

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Aries: Very friendly and charismatic until you don’t listen to them and they tell you how things are done right.  / /  Impatient and Bossy. Hilarious and will always call you out on your bullshit. Type to argue with you and then laugh with you five minutes later.

Taurus: Laid back and chill. Seems very in control of themselves. They don’t like loud people. /  / Masters of the poker face because under the chill surface there is a very anxious person lying within. Sarcastic and judgmental. Somehow are the most laziest and productive people. Blunt.

Gemini: Polite and well mannered. Either really shy or very friendly. They’re always moving. Their leg is jumping up and down or their hands are playing with something. Appear nervous.  / / Gemini will come alive the second you say something weird or cheeky. They’re goofballs and they usually hold back on this until you give them the green light. Laughs at their own jokes.

Cancer: Resting bitch-faces. They seem shy or stand off-ish if they’re alone. With friends they still appear very cool, calm, and collected. / / Their biggest fear is being embarrassed or humiliated. They’re very soft hearted people who are extremely protective and loyal. They’re very honest and blunt people. Has a hard time saying no to the people they care about. Nostalgic people who wont let the good or bad times go.

Leo: They’re very warm and welcoming people. Looks you in the eyes when you speak and are very kind. / / Loves to talk about themselves and can be a bit self obsessed but you forgive them because they’re the most generous and loyal friend you could ask for. You probably wont ever see them upset or sad. They have a hard time asking for help. Loves attention and can be a bit of a show off.

Virgo: Shy and nervous. They’re either very good at masking the nerves with a poker face or they’re very jittery and shaky. Clean cut image. Clean nails and organized and simple outfit. / /  They’re very thoughtful people. They notice the smallest details and can over analyze them as well. Which makes them great human lie detectors. A Virgo will call you out on your bullshit. Always willing to help and they don’t like flashy people.

Libra: Friendly and charming. Speak and laugh with you as if you’ve known them forever. Makes you feel comfortable and they’re very polite and well mannered. Has the best fashion sense out of all the signs.  / / Judgmental and perfectionist. Lies a lot but only because they don’t want to hurt feelings. Once they’re comfortable with you then they’ll begin to tell you how ugly your outfit is. They’re brutally honest if you’re close. Sensitive and hopeless romantics. Gossipy.

Scorpio:  Either very charismatic and charming or they’re very kept to themselves. Both types give off an independent and loner vibe. /  /  Very secretive and very dark humored people. They’re naturally funny but their humor might not be for everyone. Always there when you need them and brutally honest. Is very cool, calm, and collected but they actually can be very impatient and have a short fuse. Doesn’t have much expectations of people. They’re very careful about who they attach themselves too.

Sagittarius:  Is either smiling from cheek to cheek or they look just about done with everything and everybody. They’re very talkative and bossy. They’re either always joking or preaching. /  /  Thinks they’re the smartest person in the room. Needs to be in control and if they’re not they’ll manipulate their way to it. They’re always up for anything and they say some of the rudest things. Blunt. Very good friends that boost your confidence and convince you to go after the things that you want.

Capricorn: Intimidating and quiet. Seems very serious and condescending off first meeting. They’re appear in total control of themselves. / / Some of the biggest worriers and anxious people. They’re very concerned with their image. They’re soft and sensitive and can be very defensive. Naturally hilarious but their humor might not be for everyone. Has massive trust issues and are big control freaks. Don’t like having their time wasted and hate people who don’t show up on time.

Aquarius: Either come off very friendly and charming or serious and nonchalant. Look as if their mind is somewhere else. Cool, calm, and collected / /  They’re very funny and perverted people. Not afraid to say things that might appear inappropriate or bizarre. Mostly just to get reactions out of others. Stubborn and rebellious. They’re very thoughtful towards their friends but also can be a bit blunt and cold towards them causing confusion. Is a natural loner even when they have lots of friends.

Pisces: They come off shy. They’re either listening to music or doodling something. Has lots of tattoos or can come off very bohemian like. They seem as if their minds are somewhere else. / /  Pisces are very picky people. They’re very sensitive to the vibes and moods of those around them.  Gentle people. They can be very selfless but this can cause them to be very self-victimizing. They’re people smart. They can sense when they’re being played and someone isn’t being sincere. They will always follow their heart.

Your Ascendant is like a vehicle to get around life,

Your Sun is the driver, control of the direction,

Your Moon is like the engine,

Your Mars is the accelerator,

Your Venus is the stereo system and the seats, setting the mood for the company you want.

 

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Aka the zodiac signs

Aries aka intensely independent person who needs somebody

Taurus aka extremely slow person who seems to magically get everything done

Gemini aka the person you think is a idiot but actually a damn genius

Cancer aka the angel who has this perception that they’re a piece of shit

Leo aka the person that just needs the simple things to make them happy

Virgo aka the chill looking person who is absolutely not chill in the inside

Libra aka eternal 7th grader who wants to be a model

Scorpio aka the person you think is a angry demon but actually just irritated

Sagittarius aka the rockstar who wants the whole world

Capricorn aka the ultimate mysterious person you want to have sex with

Aquarius aka the true rebel without a cause

Pisces aka spiritually intelligent person who’s stuck in the stupid physical realm

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how to feel aries: press your face against the glass of a 100 story high rise and pretend you are about to fly

how to feel taurus: become enveloped in the petals of a flower

how to feel gemini: lose yourself in conversation. ride the rollercoaster of words

how to feel cancer: cocoon yourself in a moon blanket

how to feel leo:  stand alone on your sun throne, watching over everybody, your followers, with your mane blowing in the wind

how to feel virgo: see the patterns on the leaves and trees and clouds and mechanics come together and write poetry

how to feel libra: break off a piece of mirror and look at yourself

how to feel scorpio: go deeper, deeper, deeper into yourself until you cannot feel your skin and only the secrets of your soul

how to feel sagittarius: feel the energy to explore, the world and its treasures are your newest playmate, your curiosity is the compass

how to feel capricorn: stand alone on the tallest mountain with your head held high, guarding those who stand before you

how to feel aquarius: turn upside down and talk to an alien how to feel pisces: shut both eyes and open the other one